Whether it was really an accident or one of Hollywood’s “accidents,” we cannot confirm. But straight males are not complaining,
Cardi B posted a nude photo on her Instagram story, but she quickly deleted it. However, she wasn’t fast enough.
The rapper, who just turned 28, immediately realized her error and turned off her phone in a bid to stop the photo’s upload.
Yet, she failed, and social networks had a meltdown.
Well, first it was Cardi’s meltdown, and later it was time for her fans to give her a hashtag.
Cardi B soon realized that she gave herself great publicity, so she commented:
Everybody and their mom saw my big a** salami nipple t*****s.
Lord, why the f*** you have to make me so f***ing stupid? Why, why, why?
You know what? I’m not going to beat myself up about it.
I’m just going to eat my breakfast and then I’m going to go to the party.
This was a somewhat realistic argument. If it happened to you, you would share Cardi’s thoughts.
I am not going to think about it… No, I won’t. It is what it is. S*** happened.
F*** it, it’s not even the first time. I used to be a stripper, so whatever.
And the monologue ended with: “Ay, Dios, Mio.”