Nature really has thought of everything.
Now, none of us want to ask or imagine why Japanese researchers were ripping the penises off of earwigs. Maybe earwigs are some kind of national scapegoat, or maybe they just had a personal beef with these particular earwigs. Either way, it ended up not mattering, because earwigs have a contingency plan for this. I guess maybe they go through a lot of really contentious divorces.