Think before you speak.
If you’re someone who regularly calls yourself or a loved one a dork, now you know the dark reality of what you’re really doing. Though we can think of way worse insults, and it’s probably not even inherently a bad thing to be called a whale penis. After all, everyone loves whales, and it’s wholly a good thing that they have penises. A lot of them are endangered, so what you’re really doing is crediting someone for helping the whale population to rebound. Plus, if this all makes sense to you, you probably really are a dork.