Horses aren’t as innocent as they look.
Maybe leave this little tidbit out of the list of reasons your daughter can’t get a pony. But still, know it in your heart. For what it’s worth, this does provide a lot of social cohesion. But it also seems like kind of a pain. Although, it’s not like horses have a lot else going on. They don’t have like, cable or anything. And they usually have to borrow Netflix accounts, the bums!